So you’re saying you want a Tesla.

Personally I’d much rather my car behave like my Macbook pro, which just works

If you have the money to buy this car, you have the money to get plastic surgery to ensure your body never changes again for eternity.

Spoken like somebody who has never driven on the QEW

They controlled the Sens, pure and simple. Like the MMA equivalent of “imposing your will on your opponent”.

Again, things that are not mutually exclusive...

I just didn’t feel like I was treated the way I should have been treated on the way out

I think it’s a bit of a reach to call it a ‘homophobic slur’. I mean, if you called me a ‘lousy cocksucker’, then I might be offended.

Al Swearengen would be rolling in his grave if it weren’t so full of cunt and whisky right now.

How is motherfucker incestuous? It doesn’t imply whose mother the fucker is fucking.

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt me so much more.”

- 2017 version of an old adage

COTD

He’s never been IN the black either.

It’s going to be ok. The Rock will be running for president and then everything will get fixed.

I fully endorse The Rock.

When he gets out of the kitchen

When are you guys going to fire Trump and hire The Rock?

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I’d probably give the bear the brownies.
Earlier this week I made little turkey sandwiches for my crows.