A great joke made even better with an explanation.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

You know what the crazy thing is? He’s old. This is his 14th season in the league, and he’s played another 2 1/2 seasons worth of playoff games. And he’s played a ton of minutes, spent three other summers on the Olympic team, and he’s still looking like he’s going to dominate the conference. You’re supposed to slow…

Cavs seem to find it when it matters though, it can be a problem with super talented teams and individuals. Never seem to give 100 percent until actually challenged. But imagine how much more boring it would be if the Cavs were just mechanical world beaters that were always on and unbeatable. We wouldn’t have all this…

Seemingly every year, the NBA Playoffs prove that the regular season is too long by half.

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

I can only become so erect.

Can we appreciate how the awning makes the lead image look like someone’s scrapbooking project about car pictures?

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Well, they were not only pee-pee sports, they were also pee-wee sports, since it involved minors. There’s no silver lining to his golden showers.

The terrorists will be easy to apprehend as they leave Cars & Coffee.

It’s such an awful, shitty selfish choice to drive drunk. You know better. Everybody knows better, but people who do it always think they’re the exception to the rule.

Looks like someone in Des Moines is about have the most dramatic rose ceremony ever.