CP.

Almost had you?

One never “knows” Taekwondo...

My car came with some sort of “Rugby players’ association” sticker on the back window, from the previous owner. I left it there for the exact same reason. Nobody has picked fights with me so far, either.

The master cylinder is the one that tells all the other cylinders when to work.

Is the master cylinder, like, cylinder no.1, the one you use to find TDC?

No.

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Betcha Angelina could tell the difference, with the lights out.

I’m glad Aaron Kaufman was there to slow you guys down.

Mom, get off Jalopnik.

Buscemi

Graverobber is really lobbing one in for us to end the week.

Double plus fuck yes.

FUCK YES.

If they think that a 5hp/tq increase, a new name and some mildly updated styling will make sales take off then there’s someone very deluded somewhere in up the Toyota corporate chain.

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

The answer is "STARION." I don't care what the question is.