Molto Bene! Mamma Mia! Pasta Parmigiana!

HST would recommend swearing off wives and giving the booze a hug.

Being a British producer...is the most dangerous job...IN THE WORLD.

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

And Kobe isn’t missing any playoff games this year due to injury.

The comments section is where Gawker writers learn about their topics

But then it would start late and he would kick drivers out for complaining about it. :p

DD pillar.

Did someone ruched leather?

Bubble, bubble, little car,
How I wonder how high you are!
Up above the world your price so high,
Like a comet in the sky!

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

you know I haven’t seen him play.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

I was considered obese by BMI (30.5), 225 lbs and 30.2% body fat. Just a little over a month I’ve lost 8 lbs and 5% body fat by only doing 30-45 min Body Weight workouts 4 times a week.

There are certain exercises that I can tell a difference, such as crunches and bicycle kicks where I feel like my gut is in the way…

And this is why BBS’s are $1000+ per corner, kids

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

I just let them go and hope they die quickly and only take themselves out.

I also like it!

fuck the haters I like TGUSA

Apart from the Smart and the bicycle, is every other vehicle on that street a Honda?