Louis C.K. is probably my favorite comedian, but that was maybe the worst episode of Comedians in Cars that I've seen. Did it bore anybody else?

That's my favorite Dali painting. Good taste!

Sir BLCKSTRM,

Rofl

Come to Washington! We love gay people (and weed)!

If I was (even more of) a douchebag, I would have to buy a new M3 or turbo an old one and get the BLOWM3 licence plate.

I love how butt-hurt everyone is over a joke.

Good for you?

I know what it takes to be coooollll....

Please seek immediate medical attention if your library books are late for more than four hours.

<3 u

Oh. Okay.

Well, fun talk. Enjoy your tasteless headlights!

That's Mr. Dickcheese you.

2009 called. It wants its angel-eyes on an E36 back.

If by legal you mean "a 24-year-old gawky white male"

That's awesome hahaha.

Oh you mad

I resemble that comment.