“One would think that two members of the Mets would be used to not being able to get someone out by now."

Usually it’s only allowed while you’re wearing skates, but we’ll let it go this time.

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

Fuck it, man. Fuck it good.

They’ll never get me! Never! *puts on polka dot pants and a plaid shirt*

There are A LOT of really hateful, homophobic, transphobic comments in this vein on The Root’s recent instagram post about Billy Porter. All these guys saying that no, they’re not homophobic because they aren’t afraid of gay people, they just don’t like them, and it’s all a scheme to feminize black men and keep them…

I marched in the Chicago Pride parade for Roosevelt University one year.  It was great fun and it did not turn me into a lesbian at all. 

Nope. That’s not the gay agenda. The gay agenda is making sure everyone wears matching clothes and tosses glitter on everything they see. 

Jay can you get to work on finding the exact location of The Hotep Agenda? I know it is somewhere between the corners of Ashy, Uneducated, Trifling, Shiftless and Unkempt. Thanks.

I must reluctantly report that The Gay Agenda was nowhere to be found. 

But would he be a sandwich?

And a series of tubes. It can be two things.

Before you go too far to protect them, you may want to peep the political tweets/follows/likes of the 2nd-in-charge guy over there (in regard to day-to-day operations).

It obviously would have been better had they not shown it, but I thought their apology was actually pretty good;

“No, it’s really not. But I do wish we’d thought of it.” - Karl Rove

Vomiting on a Japanese Prime Minister, or choking on a pretzel?

People who truly love freedom aren’t all that inspired to create patriotic videos lately. 

And asked their setup man to stop using “Deutschland Erwache” as his entrance music.

This is truly some bush league shit

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.