If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

the Jets probably would have screwed up the search for his replacement anyway

Maloney is not the first radical republican to try and get rid of Andrew Johnson.

Imagine watching a teenager forced to cut his hair or essentially cost his team/friends any chance at a win and thinking, “What a team player” and not, “Holy shit, that ref is a real piece of shit.” The fact that they didn’t make him buzz it or even get all of the dreads (but just a hatch job trim) basically…

Remember, our economy is designed to make a handful of sociopaths rich. That’s it. They are happy to live in Fiddler’s Green in that Day of the Dead movie as long as they can lord it over the hordes. Never mind that said hordes are zombies and it’s the literal apocalypse, THEY WON.

Are you from outside the US?

As a Canadian I just don’t understand it, your entire healthcare system. It makes no sense. If you put people in ruin due to medical costs, you lose their spending power.  From a purely economy standpoint, it makes zero sense.

Same here! I thought it was going to be 2 older ladies who hacked into a debt collection database and wiped out records, which would have been awesome. What they did was also awesome, but not quite as next level as geriatric hacking would have been.

I would have just fucking laughed joylessly and hung up. I mean at that point, with that kind of number, what can you even do?

I was one of the people whose debt was forgiven with the help of this organization! I got a letter in the mail about two weeks ago, and thought it was total bullshit at first. Very grateful for this. I’m in North Carolina, though, and the debt was incurred in Phoenix, so I don’t think this organization works…

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Exactly. I can believe that one interview with a practiced fabulist might not yield every last crumb of information, but the fact is, any and all court dates and appearances are a matter of public record, as are any arrests and financial liens. None of this was submerged into the depths; at best, it was buried in a…

It’s kinda amazing that this Beard award winning restaurant journalist never contemplated the illogic of Stanich’s story - that a restaurant would have to close because it was TOO popular and packed with paying customers. A restaurateur in that position who wants out of the business simply sells to someone else,…

I want to live in a cottage named Frogmore. I would sit on the toadstools and talk to the bunnies every morning while I drink a cup of honey and run my bare feet through the wildflowers.

It’s not racist if there aren’t any black people in the room to hear it when you call them the n-word.

Just think about the burden we place on that old, white man by calling him a racist. He has to carry that with him. I thought we were past this in 2018.

I love that he doubled down on it with that “over the history of the NFL” remark. It’s just the cherry on top of that racist, racist sundae.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children!