@FauxReal: Inevitable wolf mosh pit.

And all other living organisms in a 200 feet radius around that cellphone died.

Justin Bieber has the most viewed video on YouTube...

Am I the only person in the world that doesn't have nude pictures of himself?

There already is a cure for many, many cancers.

@Ben Zvan: Damn you, now I have to listen to that whole album again!

@Sithishade: I can assure that Mr Jobs doesn't hand-pick his favorite artists and only allows those on iTunes.

@Sithishade: No he's not.

@Curves: Let's hope they don't "unearth" the YouTube comment sections first.

Hahaha the little kid who's scratching the record is hilarious.

@blyan is not on fire: It's Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie in mummy-form! Nothing uncool about it. :)

This is years old. I mean lots of years. I saw this a long time ago.

@blyan is not on fire: It was a leopard, fool.

@nosebleed: A scandalously large amount of money!

I'm just waiting for someone to ask "Is this available for Windows too?"

@Curves: Nothing to it. Nobody talks and everybody just posts on #drunkmodo on their smartphones.

@dappernat: I think a nail fits the context of sex toys better too.

@acjwatt: Or any kind of shampoo.

Yay, my sword is in there! :D

I like not to repel people.