@Space Bot: Pixar (under another name) was one of the divisions of Lucasfilms. Jobs just took it over from George Lucas and made it big.

@robot-shmobot: Mr Diaz doesn't know that, for sure.

@bustedchain: I predict this article tomorrow.

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Mandatory iPhone antenna joke.

@redkitten: I didn't want to go that far, but you just did it for me.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Yes, that too.

Oh man I hate that party.

@SparklyJesus: Those bastards! Next time they'll be sure to ask you what you want to have Apple release, though. For sure.

@blueTitanium: You can still download applications from anywhere on the web, the Mac App Store is a controlled environment that makes it easier to see which apps are good, new, etc.

@blyan-reloaded: Oh no not you again!

That was fucking hilarious. Oh my god, I'm almost crying.

@Dabamasha: Time for OS XI Maggot.

I'm either blind or I can't figure out at what time the event will start.

Thanks to the head image, I now know what Jason Chen looks like when he has an orgasm.

@padams89: Doing bad CPR. Not regular. For example, placing your hand too high up the chest, and/or using your fingers (thus your full hand palms) for the compressions. That's what breaks someone's ribs.

@Justin Reeves: It is very easy to break half of a person's ribs with just your finger though. There's a lot to screw up when doing compressions.

@freedomweasel: Well, if there's a potential head/neck injury, you can't do the chin-lift so it's almost impossible to give breaths properly, so that's true.

@padams89: People with a normal diploma (like me) are only required to get a new certificate every 5 years, and it's not been that long for me.

@Mpowered: I wouldn't say 'very fast'. When people hear those words they think they really need to rush it, which you don't.