@olternaut: I think they did!

@Rob47: You simply cannot brick your phone with software.

@MagicTrackpad: Those are the best part of the keynotes.

@Le SenorNinja: It's jailbroken and there's no new jailbreak release so I don't see the reason to upgrade yet.

I clicked this article's picture because I thought it was a real notification.

@A Ferret: I know right.

A watermelon just exploded onto her face at high velocity and she's not even bitching?

@AlleyCat: They have no control over it.

@Kwinten: You guys can kind of stop telling me I'm wrong now. I appreciate your caring though.

@AlleyCat: I'm never gonna believe what school tells me anymore.

@KineticRocketFireBalls: Agnostic means believing in God, but not liking the idea of organized religion.

@rathat: I think that's probably because you're looking at it from above, and because the 'left' side is also always used as the front side in maths.

Magical multitouch technology, right at the tips of your fingers.

You know Joel, just do it. Ask the car out, and if the relationship doesn't work out that well, well, at the end of the day you're still in your early 30s and at least you're not gonna blame yourself for not trying.

@Odin: You're right. I made some pretty flawed arguments, but that still won't mean I'm gonna change my opinion. I am completely willing to admit that I presented my views the wrong way.

Because what you're trying to sell should always be in the smallest font size.

And no matter how much you dislike Apple, you're always gonna have to admit that the iPad's the winner.

@A Ferret: But Windows 7 is simply not an OS focused on touch-based input. Sure, it's better for touch screens than any other Windows version out there, but it still isn't good. It's a desktop OS and those really don't fit on mobile, touch based devices.

Just quickly watching some porn to get pumped for the wedding night.

@truthtellah: Oh my fucking God...