@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Definitely not.

@BadJoJo: I already write extremely fast and extremely unreadable so I'm not gonna make it worse.

"OK, some of those are pretty dumb, like things adults think kids might think"

@—Core—: I'm only 16 myself so I'm an expert at this kind of stuff.

@Spartanical: Yo Solipskier, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Alpine Racer isone of the greatest games of all time.

@RoboticSpacePenguin: No worries, man. We all make mistakes.

@RoboticSpacePenguin: Read again, bro.

It's a pretty cool game.

But why would they give developers such an incredibly hard time (no more dick jokes please)? They've already had to go to three resolutions for their apps, what would be the point of adding a smaller resolution? Unless the new iPad has the same resolution as the current one (thus more ppi), but still, 7" seems quite…

There reasons to be nervous about the future of the web

@Nitemancometh: Cloud based media streaming, streaming music, video and other stuff to just about every device in our house, including cars.

The RIAA also wants you to pay for radio.

@xleo21: You didn't read his comment. Read it again.

@Arken: Not like you'd care but you just got hearted. :)

Now that's what I call art.

@Tom_Servo: Actually, I still have a wound on my big toe from doing this last week.

@Ian Logsdon: Sure, but they could at least make it have made it have a slightly embossed (that the right word?) texture, even if it's fake leather.

Happy Gizmodo day from Belgium!

@nhr_2151: Yeah, absolutely.

@Ian Logsdon: It's just not the same when you can't feel the texture.