Take a gander at that camber. They think it’s glamour but it just leaves the car hampered. It’s a cancer!

The F1 has reached a point in value that fabricating a perfect, original specification replacement part from scratch in a machine shop is actually worth the money.

One small step for Man, one gigantic laugh for alienkind.

Pfft. Been done.

I have one of these in my car RIGHT NOW. Takes MP3 files so I can play anything I want. My rig is an all black expedition with the license plate DETHSTR. My loudspeaker plays the Imperial March. You don’t have to say it, I know I am awesome. At least that is what all the 10 year olds in my neighborhood think.

On tonight’s program: a lawyer sits in a chair, a man yells about a wall, and we have to find a new test track

Live the Porsche lifestyle!

D.B. Pooper

Tom, I work at a Honda store in Ohio. Had a phone call today about a Civic Type R “if i give a 5000 refundable deposit and pay no more than msrp could you get me the car” I asked did you read a Jalop article today? “Yes, yes I did.” Needless to say that guy earned himself a deposit on a Type R that we have no info…

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

There used to be some guy in or around my fairly isolated city with the rear window of his SportTrak covered in words to the effect of “if you can read English, thank a soldier”. There was a whole lot more that descended into a statement basically saying he was a racist asshole.

I owned a 2005 A6 for four years and the check engine light never came on worked. 

VAG = dick?

The Range Rover toolkit has a chewable cyanide pill for air suspension failures.

I saw this guy once in a black Cadillac that had 3 headlights and only one tailfin. He seemed pretty proud of it, apparently it was a steal.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

As an Illinois resident I was waiting for someone to post this.