How is this not the top comment?

This might be the greatest achievement in the history of the site family. This might make Gawker worth it.

If the fucking polo shirt cannot make it into the DSHOF, this picture should!

Holy shit, that is amazing. Two thumbs up!

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

I recall that when the Big XII was thinking about expanding recently their broadcast partner ESPN told them to forget about it.

Bettman, flanked by Flames

The Afghanistan of the NFL!!! 😹😹😹

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Now you tell me!

I’ll fight you.

Stan really looked forward to blowing that money on some really bitchin’ snowmobiles for him and his son Hunter, finally get the back porch fixed, and maybe one of them fancy Traegers he keeps seeing in the Canadian Tire weekly mailer.

Worse than this goes on at the line of scrimmage on literally every single down in football. And I shudder to think what your take on raking in rugby would be. Contact sports involve contact, sometimes even a bit of excessive contact. I love you, Deadspin, but this is absolutely nothing.

Selective screenshotting tonight?

SEAT COVERS! And always have a full size towel, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, and an extra set of clothes for you (most people usually have one or two for the kiddo, but forget that you are likely at some point to have to change as well). In the trunk of my car, the “emergency” kit was right next to first aid kit. …

marinating in 3-4 inches of his own feces.

Thankfully my boy respects my car...

So do the asswipe fans get suspended from coming to games?

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?