Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

Spoken like a trump asshat

Some people should not be cops.

I say Fuck You to all these Racist white Trash Trump Voters.. Fuck you and Die worthless pieces of shit..

Clinton 65,844,954

Rousey is all show and no boat... any tough opponents and she folds in under two rounds... marketing hype and nothing else... no more UFC for her, time to suck dick to make money

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

I just wanted to log in with my non-banned on Deadpsin for telling the truth account to say: excellent reporting. Thanks for keeping the Gawker spirit alive.

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Cam Newton and Panthers already a has been team with their record and shitty QB...

It’s all in the eyes of the beholder. For example, I consider myself a genius, but I’m widely regarded as an idiot in most places.

He did not pick up the next first down.

Fuck this Douche... If you life cares about this.. you have no fucking life

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Slow day for Deadspin, eh? BREAKING NEWS: Athletes get pussy.