BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

So. Completely. Wrong.

Worst take of all time on this website. Been bald from 22 years old (48 now) and wouldn’t take hair on my head if you gave me Clooney’s.

How in the fuck did you get out of the grays? Fuck outta here.

SHAVE. IT. OFF.

So Barstool is Trump if Trump was sports?

“that other guy” fined $50,000 got an even MORE legit LOL from me.

Five Stars, my good man.

Exactly what I said to my wife earlier this evening. Takes a Good Canadian Guy to spell it out.

+1 Boney Z

Don't worry, he'll lose it all at the craps table, if he hasn't already.

Good ol’ No Teeth!

Hey man that guy’s from Fort Erie, show some respect!

Fave Suzuki-related memory...for years at Safeco they had a sushi stand where you could buy Ichirolls... 

Respect due, Mr. Other Guy. Been a Deadspin lurker for years, ALMOST created an account for your Horton comment, as not only was it absolutely brilliant, but I live <5 kms from the Langley Timmy’s where that happened. Still didn’t create an account to star u then, but here you go, take your magnificent star. Also #rum.