That was a good comment until the last sentence when it became a GREAT comment.

Dodge Demon.  Any dickhead with money could strap on a goddam rocket dildo and fuck himself and others very thoroughly with one of those.

Too accessible? Ok, I’ll bite. Most people today have not had the opportunity to drive an old ‘60's car outfitted with the largest available engine, but when I got my ‘68 Chrysler New Yorker with the 440, it was a real eye opener, me being used to common 90's cars. 350hp, but 465 ft-lbs of torque standard. On the test…

For me, it’s the recent (maybe decade-old) revelation that the Toyota Camry now has more horsepower than most of the cars in the muscle car era. I drive a 1968 Cutlass and a 1989 Firebird. I can’t tell you how many people like to point out you can get a Camry with more horsepower.

Pretty fucking easy to get a low interest loan when you have 170B “tied up” in stock.

“tied up” is not how you would describe stock of somebody in Musk’s position. Just because it’s not 100% liquid today doesn’t invalidate the argument.

“Leave me alone,” pleads the man inserting himself in the middle of a fight.

I find it absolutely baffling that Honda would create this ‘hatchback’ along with a nearly identical sedan. Considering how sedan-like this ‘hatchback’ is, Honda would have gotten away with just creating the hatchback as the only model. Hatch-haters still would have bought the ‘hatchback’ version thinking it were just…

Meh.   I’m one of the oddballs who likes the styling on the current Civic.  yes the Type R looks a bit Transformerish but I still like it.  There are 45 y.o out there like myself that like to make a statement occasionally.  

“sleeker roof” No.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

You’re ignoring the bit about hyper-aggression and pepper-spraying a family with young children.

Cops claim he was speeding* cops lie

I would still make the case that the report’s conclusions are flawed at best or outright wrong at worst if it takes a specific type of recession to validate their assumptions.

This report is based on data from 2004 to 2012. Otherwise in terms of current data, pedestrian deaths in the US went up by 21% year-over-year in 2020. The largest annual increase since they started collecting this data in the 1970s. Traffic fatalities in general rose 8% in the US in 2020. All this occurred during a…

“You little bitches still whining about how we never update our trucks? Well here’s the 5,000 pounds of fugly you deserve!” -Toyota

Based on its looks I can only assume it comes standard with the glovebox filled with the male enhancement pills and pheromones from the back of old issues of Motor Trend.

Hoo boy, following that link, it’s not even just a sexual assault allegation, but full-on rape. That should’ve been it. Then and there, if this dude raped someone in his group, it should be on YouTube and Twitch to decide not to give a rapist a platform for continued fame and continued ways to abuse his clout.

This article should totally have withheld linking to the “return” video.

I’ve seen Kids exactly once, back when it first hit VHS and I was 14 of 15 years old. It was more effective than any anti-drug/drinking/sex PSA could have possibly been, and it horrified me. The worst part of it, though, was that a large portion of my small town glorified it. So many underachieving white boys wanted…