50 years on and Musburger’s hot take game is as strong as ever.

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

COYS.

It’s been years since the NBA has had the A.C. get everything all wet and not be able to play.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

Players only love you when they’re playing.

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.

News like this is so tiring. As a rape survivor, all I can wonder is when are people going to start to care? This changes our lives so dramatically for the worse. How can we make the average person care about our struggle?

As a City fan, would you say this is the most excited you’ve been since you were a United fan?

Billy, that is a lot of excitement over amir volley.

Excellent work by Howard Dean on the camera.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.