Stupidity didn't count as disablity last time I checked, so is it ok to laugh? Or is it bad I find the story sad for altogether different reasons?

It's cool that crap like this only happens in America.. At least according to this Climate Central. And The New York times. Glad to be on another planet!

A few years ago there was a thread on one russian forum where young lady asked for advice. She wanted to buy good DSLR because she was going to go pro. So, when she received her Canon 5D (result of a forum poll) she was really pissed and came back to forum to yell at everybody. The reason - pictures turned out really…

Yup, definitely japanese..

Isn't YOLO something usually associated with chocolate starfish?

Man, you take things way too seriously. :) I learned (and even remember a bit) physics at school, too. The reference, obscure as it is, was to some Star Wars fanboy post I read years ago somewhere on the internet.

Weren't the explosions even louder in vacuum because air doesn't get in the way?

Wasn't the rest filled with penguins?

Unless you are well trained knife fighter, you will harm yourself first. Pocket knife could fold at the most inappropriate moment or your hand could just slide over the blade.

1. Always have something that can be used as a weapon - sturdy pen, bunch of keys (3-4 large keys make quite good brass knuckles), screwdriver (safer to use and as damaging as knife), some small coins (to throw into attacker's face for distraction), belt with a heavy buckle.

Skeletool CX. When I was young (in my twenties) I used my teeth.

But didn't you think that everything mom did was almost magic when you were five? I did. Or maybe you just don't remember this feeling? I do and this story brought back a lot of memories.

Maybe you just don't care much about your mom, either?

Coat or cape?

Um, no amount of blood of their own to speak of, no hearbeat = no erection. No erection = no sexual tension = no relief = no orgasm = no sexual attraction.

Chicken. Definitely chicken.

No, stirring would be manageable, but if you like your coffe really sweet (like I do sometimes) the washing up would be a chore. Especially when you put down your cup and forget about it for a couple of hours.. Like I do sometimes.

Ahem, I would not call the ability to take better photos of something cryptic a big breakthrough either. Are they trying to see translation in moon runes or something?

Tri-coloured cats are considered to bring you luck I have heard said many times. My sister had one and she (the cat, Tessa) was my very good friend.

Absolutely nothing beats copper pair. Nothing. Yet. In fact, I have two of them. One is for DSL/IP TV and the other DSL/VOIP (different providers). Oh, and working for service provider/operator has some advantages (like having fixed monthly fee, no matter how much bytes you pump through or how many voice calls you…