& he was hot as fuck too
Kunimitsu
kunimitsu
Studies show that no girl who has random hookups ever gets married. You're either a hookup girl or a marrying girl, no exceptions.
its even worse for me bc i have african roots. my grandfather was one of those indians who were sold as 'miners' to south africa pre-independence by the british where he married an african woman. all my older relatives are obv bigots & consider my bloodline to be impure or whatever & when i'm too 'independent' or…
I like how her interpretation sort of expands the notion of virginity. Like, in theory I could say I'm a virgin. AN ELBOW-CREASE VIRGIN!
YES
I've never watched this show. Now I want to solely to see the woman drunkenly eating corn on the cob in a ball gown.
Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly
Holy shit either you are making this up or I need to start watching the Bachelor.
Ohh ya you are right, all he had was goats.
Well, duh. Why else would he be on this show??
"I'm not a hookup girl, I'm wife material." This shit puts me into a rage spiral every time.
"Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly
Is Chris virgin? ???
oh man it's like being stuck with older Indian aunties at a wedding - except it's the other way around. being a non virgin among their presence is like being a muslim at a republican party meeting
OMG.
My favorite part was when Ashley I. had a meltdown over not being invited on the Cinderella date and subsequently put on her Kardashian makeup and pageant dress as if she WERE going, but instead just wandered around the Bachelor mansion crying, drinking wine, and eating corn on the cob.
Ugh, I started getting catcalled at age 11 too, and now my daughter is 11 and it's happened to her twice. I get so filled with rage remembering how my face burned with shame after those incidents, and how my daughter is now being put in the same position. I hope she takes my talks to heart and at least doesn't feel…
Some people are claiming this was all actors, but fuck it. It's still hilarious.
I loved this. LOVED this.