Probably not?

Welp, now I'm imagining Patterson overcome by a fit of giggles, tears streaming down his face as Dornan tries to explain the plot of 50 Shades. I imagine many of the book's readers had a similar reaction.

We've (spouse and I) said "hetero-lifemate" just riffing on Jay and Silent Bob, but it really confuses some people.

You'll have to pry my NY style pizza out of my warm, greasy hands. It won't be hard, but you'll get that red grease all over you!

Some of them do make "ironically racist jokes" they don't understand are still racist, and many of them fear floride and vaccinations...

It was a really nice Machinima. Obviously the person who made this had more talent than the author of 50 Shades.

Only Andy Griffith. With Aunt Bee. Enjoy that mental image!

He won't eat the crusts, says the bread just fills you up. (Barring stuft crust). Maybe I should invest in a defibrillator.

It's okay, someday he'll have a line of monogrammed coffee thermoses, and he'll be too important to be gauche.

No, but he's embarrassingly asked for it on the side, and then informed the server the 1 little plastic tub wouldn't be enough. He does always volunteer that its okay if there's an additional charge though. :/

I <3 those banana peppers/peperoncini.

The kraft stuff sort of tastes like melted plastic, and obscures the delicious cheese and topping flavors to me. I like non kraft ranch with crudite, tho fresh french onion dip is even better. ;)

I like to go with the stand alone pizza restaurants, and do veggie pizzas. There's also a local (to me) collective called Arizmendi (couple locations) that only does thin crust veggie pizzas. They do an arugula, caramelized onions, goat cheese and walnut pizza that is insanely delicious.

It's good! My husband used to dip his pizza in ranch dressing which was a disgusting health consciousness fail.

I kinda just wish we'd stop talking about the Aniston-Jolie-Pitts. I feel like I haven't watched any of them in a film for ten years and that Interview With the Vampire, Office Space and Tomb Raider were the respective zeniths of their talent.

Al Qaeda.

Are you bringing it back Anakin?

Raison d'etre works sort of well I think.

Yes, you do the swish after the crappening. Basically when you are trying to stop the ochre tide. I'm seriously still snickering at her coach shitting his pants.

Sadly these laws will still apply to Non Christians and Atheists.