WHAT. I don't even like Charlie Brown Christmas (I know, I know), and even I think that's fucking criminal!

Yeah! And while we're at it, keep all the wholesome Christmas dreck out of the tits and gore I'm trying to watch! The last thing I want is my guts and butts interrupted by a commercial where some towheaded children joyfully open their presents around a Christmas tree to the strains of Nutcracker music.

There is never a bad time to bring up classism and of course you're right. I just mean the dingalings at the PTC should go turn off their TVs and leave us all alone. WISHFUL THINKING.

I suppose this is out of the question too?

I hate to be the fucking dingaling that rants on about classism when everyone is clearly just joking, but plenty of people still use bunny ears to tune in to stations like CBS who can't exactly afford big personal DVD collections.

I like watching some things on TV at the right time. I just started working again after a year of unemployment and have neither cable nor Internet. So all I can watch is bunny eared TV and I don't have the disposable income to buy Rudolph. So I'm gonna watch it on prime time. And yeah, I'd prefer that my kid, who gets…

Stop hacking my browser history.....wait what are we talking about again?

I prefer the slightly creepier variation.

Especially since they are cutting out scenes from a half hour special to fit in more commercials. A Charlie Brown Christmas had Sally's letter to Santa, Shermie's line about being a shepherd, and Lucy and Schroder's back and forth about playing Jingle Bells cut to fit in more fucking ads when it played on The Family…

Oh noes not teh boobs!

To: PTC

Yeah, a lot of people say they're vegan when their diet is just plant-based (the more appropriate term) and they don't really care about animal products in other things (e.g., clothing). Technically consuming gelatin isn't even vegetarian, but a lot of people claim to be vegetarian while also eating chicken or fish.

I…

I'd like to add here that Bae is the Danish word for poop. Pronounced 'beh'. And it sums up my feelings about this whole circus perfectly.

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We're all hoping the corgis pee on the bridesmaids, right? I mean, that would make this all ok.

yeah, I've got a few omnivore acquaintances who call themselves "sometimes vegan." ._. I'll admit, it bugs me. I'm not a vegan, just a vegetarian who doesn't do much dairy or eggs, but I don't call myself "sometimes vegan" when I choose not to eat the dairy or eggs. I'm a vegetarian. Just like you're an omnivore,…

Guess what. I am your dad.

I wonder if you did a comparison would you find that rubbing lemons under your pits is cheaper than buying Tom's deodorant.

I get your point but the names "Love" "Angel" "Music" and "Baby" aren't really parallel to made-up Native American names, because these have nothing to do with Japan. They're just weird cutesy names. Except "Music." Not sure what the fuck that one is about. It's weird because she used people as part of her personal…

That Stephanie Moseley story makes me wanna turn off the internet forever. I can't even imagine what it feels like to be Floyd Mayweather right now. (and not for the normal reasons).