I got a feeling Pence is going to but down his bible, pick up the gavel and break the tie sending Brett to the Supreme Court. The Republicans have probably paid enough lip-service to the concept of truth to squeak him in and only look like total assholes to folks that probably were going to vote democrat anyway.

Hopefully he has time to write an episode of Dr Who on the side.

Tommy Boy is a really funny movie with tremendous re-watchability. Is rewatchability a word?

Flake is getting played like a fiddle on his way out of government. Once the Republicans get enough votes they aint gonna be any investigation. Pence will break the tie.

God might not sleep but he (or she) got pretty drowsy during certain parts of WW2.

I enjoyed season one quite a bit, but I’m wondering if there is really 10 hours worth of meat left on that bone relative to what one can get with a quick google search. I guess I’ll find out next week.

I’m not sure any of these songs show up with a frequency that would slot them in the ‘overplayed’ category. A bit of a reach here. 

Do drunks ever try to steal the big-ass plastic Homer or Moe? I would.

Candy cigarettes and chronic masturbation (and I mean chronic). Fun and zero side-effects.

Back in 2001 I was chatting up some guy at a bar in downtown DC. He was down on the Skins. I but If I went back his attitude would be unchanged. Snyder isn’t the worse owner in the NFL (Thats probably Irsay) but he is in the bottom 5.

Is see there is no love for “The Man in the High Castle”. Oberstgruppenfuhrer Smith would like a word.

I guess the fact that Vinny has kids is kinda gone by the wayside. Lost in the time jump I suspose.

I liked when Roger called the guy who got bubble gum stuck in his pubes “Bazoka Joe”

Bill would never be caught dead in those shoes.

does Billie Jean King look like Elton John or does Elton John look like Billie Jean King? I’ll hang up and listen.

The more I lean about Musk the more I’m sure I’d never trust him to send my ass into space. No fucking way.

How many folks poop 4 times a day or only twice a week. Gotta be less than 1%.

Try taking a shit on a 15 foot fishing boat in the middle of the ocean. Thats not normal. Not At All.

Found dead in the bathroom. Just like Elvis.