Wait isn’t Amstel Light, Heineken light?

The Golden Knight as a real feel-good-story this season but for some reason I can’t seem to shake the feeling they they will end up losing their 1st round playoff series, they won’t get swept but going down 4-3 or 4-2 could happen.

OK it’s false but will you still get a pizza?

Very true. I have never met a person who liked it or seen anyone drinking it in public in my entire life. Still somebody buys that shit otherwise they would have gone out of business long ago.

I always thought Amstel light was essentially Heineken light. Shows what I know.

If they have an extra clone of Caity Lotz I’ll take one.

Wanna close strip clubs? Get the dancers to talk about their kids. Nothing ruins a guys strip club mojo like a stripper talking about her kid. Doesn’t matter if they have one or not it’s still almost a 100% buzz-kill.

I gotta hand it to the writers on this one. They turned that kid from a sympathetic child who had violently lost his entire family into a brain-dead plot device so fast my head is still spinning. Not sure how he get the key to a cage full of violent adult prisoners so easily but why did he need to open the door? It…

Is Jin Yang saying “Erlich” or “Eric”? I think it’s funny that he wouldn’t even know his real name despite living with him all that time.

The “Street Fighter” movie they did with Raul Julia when he literally had one foot (and 3/4 of the other) in the grave was as bad if not worse than Super Mario Bros. But it may not have had the same level of expectations.

When it comes time to invoice ‘The Donald’ do his lawyers break down the bill into ‘billable hours’ or ‘threats per tweet/document’? I’ll hang up and listen.

I could see Fonzie being Han Solo’s Dad. Ralph Mouth or Potsie as his brother not so much.

Ba-Ba-Booey to ya all!

I don’t need a podcast to tell my why the latest Royal wedding is meaningless. I figured that out all on my own.

If your going to walk on that side of the fence you need to bring your A-material. There was no A-material there at all.

I think the AV club had ‘The Terror’ on ignore. No review is even posted yet.

I bet he’s still pissed about losing the ‘95 MVP vote to Mo Vaughn. Likely has something to do with this latest incident.

Why stop at movie theaters? What about sneaking it into church? Work? Grand Jury indictments?

Zamphir would kick this guys ass. If he’s still alive. I don’t know if he is.