I will post this yet again.

You should change the headline - even if just for this woman's sake - yes, she had an abortion but she did so for a very specific reason and it's click bait to leave the headline as is. I was horrified by the title and then immediately realized it was misleading.

Jesus. THAT’S what you chose to be offended by? THAT?

Aren’t you being packaged for sale? Get back in the box, Matt!!!

$12,980 is the moon for an 03. That thing is worth 8, TOPS

Ash has been part of Jalopnik for as long as I can remember. I’m sure him getting a COTD is equivalent to Walt Disney winning another Oscar (if he were alive).

Mighty Morphin Sexytime Rangers.

We had one on our lot last year, of all the cars I had a customer try, he hated that one the most.

Oh boy. This is a tough one. I live in Asia, and it’s hard to tell most Asian people NOT to do anything. This inquisitive guy probably had no idea whatsoever that he wasn’t actually supposed to touch anything.

Different blogs, you mist appease the blag master

Does it have the right throttle/horsepower/torque to feel like a luxury car? That 'ah, yes, more power than I need, not enough to ruin the pleasure of driving' blend?

BREAKING: Person Imitates Plot Of Community Episode

Abigail Spencer is a TERRIFIC actress and if you don’t care about her, you should. Do watch Rectify, even if this new show sucks. Rectify is amazing.

Well he eats coffee instead of drinking it, how do you expect him to make a logical comment?

This is the best open-source Russian plane name pun threat I have ever participated in! Good-ass Kinja.

Your comment-fu is at Vintage Ash levels today.

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

A career in mathematics is in your future! 67.

Yeah but legit Acura’s beak was ugly as sin.