Prob just sat in it and posed for a ton of selfies.

(somebody ban him pls)

Only after Taco Tuesdays.

That’s some good work there.

Wow, as a parent and grandparent I cannot believe anyone thinks this is okay.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

Can’t decide if I love it or hate it that this was shared to Jalopnik.

Leaving your car running and unattended is foolish regardless of where you live.

How exactly was this supposed to work out positively in this person’s mind? Shoot the bad guy, grab a burger, make honorary deputy at the police station, sleep well and open for business tomorrow?

A Dutch! Tell her their ovens suck!

I literally laughed out loud.

Then a hoard of people came to see what I was laughing about, so we watched it again.

They all laughed, except for one gal- the Brit.

But then I found out she wasn’t British, she was actually dutch, and she didn’t laugh because she didn’t realize it was supposed to be a joke. She just…

The heroic cycle is fine...but you can do that without copying SO MUCH of the original plot points.

I had the first game on computer. I watched those videos a couple hundred times. The game itself sucked, but I loved watching those videos.

How half of America came to know the McLaren F1...

Hey why don’t you I don’t know shut the fuck up. Nobody has read the comics other than maybe you and me. The only reason they chose this now is cause Chris Evans’ contract ran out.

Sorry, all I read was “Black Widow’s TTs".

Spoiler alert: iron man kills captain America using nox particulates from a TDI. It’s brutal.

Maybe this.

Now I want a movie where one passenger wakes up late and discovers everyone has moved on with their lives.