Am I the only one who appreciates these cars for their engineering, speed, etc, but thinks they’re absolutely hideous? The interior especially. It get that its very fancy and well made and all that, but it just looks horrible and gaudy to my eye.

This is a longtail:

Because it’s an old, tired joke and frankly not funny anymore.

One minute in and you still have no stars. Jalops sometimes disappoint me.

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

No, that I chose this song because it says Lamborghini.

http://jalopnik.com/youve-never-se…

Hong Kong’s got it all figured out.

I’ve met folks from Hong Kong whose dream cars are minivans. It’s a crazy idea to us, but just look at those vans. They’re awesome.

Well played.

+1 inch

I dare anyone working out at the gym to listen to this and not go harder.

FUCK YES.

To be fair, I think it’s pretty clear that old Top Gear was more or less out of ideas as well.

Get this man a cup of water for his teeth, a cane and a lawn! STAT!

No way any site would, it’s also on Kickass. And again, for the uninitiated, you need to have a torrent client installed before you can download the file. Once you have one just click on the upside down magnet or where it says “download torrent” and Bob’s your uncle at that point.

Maintenance, depreciation, depreciation, maintenance.

I love a good Idiocracy joke.

Don’t worry. I’m sure President Beef Supreme will pardon him once he hears that impassioned explanation of how radical the police chase was and all the great reasons he had for evading authority.

I WANT 20 INCH WHEELS AND 21 INCH WHEELS ON THE SAME CORNER DAMMIT!

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