I really can't convey how much reading the first part of that headline really got my hopes up, just to be completely and utterly let down.

Phenomenal spacing.

This saddens me deeply. As a Marussia B1 owner, I have to say that it's easily the best vaporware I've ever owned. The legacy and pedigree that you feel every time you close your eyes and imagine holding the steering wheel is peerless. The way the car burbles on downshifts, it reminds me of when I was a kid and used…

I went to Germany for two weeks last summer. I am happy to report that it is as good as everyone thinks it is.

If I was in one of the cars, there would be mayonnaise on that sandwich. Because I came.

LEEEEROYYY JENKIIINNNSSS

Once again establishing the legitimacy of your throne as the King of COTDs.

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

I think you mean 7 Fast, 6 Really Sad.

Fiat took it. They're destroying Pre-Chrysler Vipers. First they made Chrysler crush the pre-productions, and now it's the early models. Mark my words, they won't rest until only the Italian Viper's left.

Is it available as a fixie? I just don't trust DSG. I liked it before it got all popular, but now it's everywhere.

Yup, sounds like Spain. Seriously, if you explained to them why it's dangerous, they'd shrug and ask you where else they could stand for such a good view. Like the crowds in Group B rally videos, they're entirely accepting of what's still a pretty small risk.

That was incredible, also what I saw mostly is a lot of people who don't mind being beheaded standing right where the tow strap will be when it breaks. Yikes.

GM: "Sorry your Cobalt can spontaneously kill you through no fault of yourself or any of the drivers around you. We've known this was an issue for years and didn't do anything about it. Here's $500 rebate towards buying some of our excess inventory. We're having trouble getting them off the lot what with this…

The internet never forgets.

Really? No one thought of Metagross?

You know that crazy lady that works in everyone's office, the old one that won't stop talking about her cats? I'm that way with my WRX.

There was a second camera pointed at the back seat:

like I sez, being first isn't as good as being the most thorough

If somebody steals the rims, will it need to be put on blocks?