I feel like Subway was definitely the healthiest restaurant in my hometown, by far. I'm not saying people should eat there as part of a balanced diet, I'm just saying that Subway is sometimes the best of all evils.

So it's like an elevator?

My mom told me not to wear heels because I'm dangerously clumsy, and she didn't want to bear the costs of hospital visits.

Oh, yeah, good luck finding some of them.

Huh.

I found it interesting that women AND men pretend to be taller than they are. I can see why men do it, but I'm baffled by women claiming a loftier height.

I dunno, I've been around on the sci-fi TV boards the whole time. I have been absent from the books section…but who amongst us is a dedicated books section commenter?!!

You're very good at composing comments in word-form for someone who does not know how to read.

The AVC reviewer probably actually read the book, unlike the Allure columnist.

Is it similar to his recent stand up on women/men and their interactions? I actually liked the bit he did where he had all the women in the room raise their hands if they'd been assaulted, etc. But if the book is just a rehash of that standup special, I probably won't spend the money to buy it.

Michael Kenneth Williams might be the funniest of the bunch.

Can't tell if joking.

Reaper could have written that plot in a way that would have been a lot less icky.

Super Troopers has the workplace comedy feel of Airplane! (and the dumb wordplay), while WHAS reminds me more of the "campiness" of Meatballs.

We can't blame Knocked Up for EVERYTHING!

Speaking the language properly was a way to show off your "patrician" background, so you might be right.

Sadly, I think Super Troopers is the 2000s answer to Airplane!.

We're no longer blaming Freaks and Geeks for that?

I think you should check out Knights of Badassdom.

This checks out, and aligns exactly with my experience taking Latin in college.