An entire night for Glee? That seems…extreme. And possibly ear-damaging.

I enjoyed The Interview, if only because it's the only Franco/Rogen movie I can think of that had female characters who seemed somewhat-relatable as human beings. Also, honestly, it was about as funny as any of their other movies, people just took it more seriously because of the North Korean politics stuff, which…

That's why Wall-E is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Three Kings! That is unquestionably the best Iraq War movie.

You can use mandarin oranges in tarts. Everyone likes tarts!

Why does that pond smell like Natty Light and gasoline?

You can use orange zest as an environmentally-safe cleansing product. Apples just make everything smell like a daycare center. Plus: scurvy cure.

Not to mention that the comics dabble in absurd, character-assassinating romantic plotlines that smacked uncomfortably of the logic that went into S6/7. I REALLY hated that Buffy basically engages in sexual harassment of one of the junior slayers so that the comic writers could have a BUFFY IS A LESBIAN! moment.

I would have been pretty fucking bummed if Buffy actually ended with her dying. As much as I dislike S7, the way that the last 20 seconds ended made a lot of it worth it to me.

Mostly just Xander. Spike didn't get bigger, did he? Though Angel was weirdly out of shape by the end of both shows, which is odd considering how good he looks today. You were supposed to be playing a vampire, Boreanaz! Stop putting on so much weight.

You were dreaming about evil Willow? Nice dream.

Now you have to write and publish a book! Of course I'll read it and recommend it.

Based on these answers, I am going to buy your book immediately from my local bookstore across the street. I know that's only one more sale for you, but I promise to recommend your book and review it on Amazon.

Hahahaha, she is pretty horrid. She has too many dimensions to be a Pixie Dream Girl in any iteration, though.

Where is the hands-on therapy of yesteryear?

It would have to be real-world Louis CK, not Louie (who is too caught in his own bs to be helpful to Pamela). I can imagine it being someone more optimistic and naive than either of them, since Pamela's comedy is often negative and world-weary.

Louie as a sitcom doesn't work without Pamela around to call the character and the show on its navel-gazing and self-deprecation. She grounds the show and reminds Louie that the world doesn't revolve around him. It's kind of awesome to see that in a show that's basically driven by one voice (Louis CK). I'm trying…

I'm saying we should chuck all Lorre sitcoms.

Except for the ones who have hysterectomies.

But women aren't funny…