Lol, Jesus tapdancing christ. I forgot all about this. It’s like they said, “one read, one-take, done.”

Dying. 

That line about Jen’s body in the Nitara trailer was fine, I expected there to be a few duds but otherwise she’d do a fine job but man it’s just not a great performance. Better than Rousey but that’s damning by faint praise.

Pretty sure this is just the usual toxic core gamer nonsense. I wish studios did not have to pander to these whiny fools. 

Could be worse

The problem is that she’s just reading the lines and I wonder what the voice director was doing. Then again, maybe the director told her to sound more exaggerated and add some grate to the voice but Megan still sucked at that.

I liked Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. That movie deserves more love.

I’m just glad people finally realized it wasn’t Hayden Christiansen’s fault in the prequels, it was the guy writing/directing him. Also, if you’ve never seen Shattered Glass (also with Rosario Dawson!!), soooo good.

How in the hell did the writer come up with “dozens” ? They don’t even make a dozen a week.

Tell me you have no idea what you are talking about without telling me you have no idea what you are talking about.

Across all of their channels, they total a weekly average of like 25 videos a week

I think whoever owns Kotaku now just let the AI writer loose after training it up on a bunch of Mad Libs. 

In case you haven’t ever beheld A Goofy Movie, Powerline was basically an anthropomorphic canine amalgamation of Michael Jackson, Prince, David Bowie, and Bobby Brown

I’ve written more absurd headlines but this one is pretty good, ngl.

Ok. 

Down in H-Town the car itself doesn’t matter. What matters is the swangas

Weird. Normal people don’t want to buy a $50k car with 7% interest rates, tech that’s outdated faster than a modern smartphone, a business model that’s constantly pushing microservices, and tracks all your movements with no way to opt out or find out where that information is going?

One can of Gfuel has 300mg of caffeine. If the issue is the marketing, I get that. And that is an issue. But if it’s the caffeine content you can’t really go after one and not the others. As much as I hate to side with a Paul in any way shape or form...

I can already tell you’ve put more thought into the plot of this game than whoever made it.

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