There are horror movies where very little of it happens: they’re more focused on tension and/or jump scares. Think less Nightmare on Elm Street, more Poltergeist or What Lies Beneath. I think. It’s been a while.

Or this guy:

a horror movie that focuses specifically on showing very grotesque and disturbing violations or mutilations of the human body. Think: Alien, The Human Centipede, Rosemary’s Baby — stuff where fucking up a human body is the centerpiece of the movie 

With all that money (and friends, it appears), why doesn’t anyone tell her that the best way to get beyond this is NOT to whine about cancel culture, but to simply do some good works? Why didn’t she take the time to meet with Stodden and maybe launch an anti-bullying thing for girls? Or work with teens “in trouble”…

I’m currently designing a Lawn Mowing game myself, oddly. It’s more irreverent, so I’m really hoping that this is playing it 100% straight.

I definitely am not saying QA is crazy punishing. A close friend was a QA tester at San Diego Studios and the thought of what they went through on a daily basis made me shut the door on that option REAL quick.

While in no way do I intend to diminish the often-overwhelming amount of work that goes into making video games (the majority of which falls to the grunts rather than leadership), what Schofield is talking about here sounds suspiciously like a vacation. Sure, it’s probably hard to think of it that way when you’re…

I, for one, can’t wait to see all the resultant bitching & whining from the ever-present contingent of booklicking, cop-fellating, fascist fucks - I mean, reasonable modern-day conservatives - that soil the Jalopnik comment sections.

Oh, and if you, the reader, are thinking Jalopnik is about to become a little bit less left-leaning in her absence, I promise you, it’s going to get much worse. Not because Erin was a voice of restraint, but because she’d want it that way.

Who cares? What’s fake? So all of the streamers you watch are “authentic?” Define “real” or “authentic.” God, I hope you don’t like any musicians! Did you know live shows are all an act?!

Comparing how people you met briefly on a trip to a foreign country to how you behave with close friends/family at home is comparing apple pie to a strand of pearls. Pretending that this gives you any insight as to how Americans act with the people in their lives - which varies widely, as it does anywhere - is…

Playing for an audience and playing for yourself is two different thing. If you conflate the two you wont get massive fanbase.

If you keep clicking on links and replying to the posts, they will for sure change everything. Great plan.

Why so serious?

Isn’t it great? I love me some dumb posts.

These had me cracking up, HOWEVER there is one true king of tiktok:

Bro, do you even JDM?

Eh if I had a large following that is absolutely what I would do in that situation. Social media is a powerful tool for stuff like this, and it obviously paid off for him. I would go as far to say that his online efforts probably reaped for more action and results than going door to door or just posting signs on light…