Never not relevant:

They had me at Carla Gugino....

Here’s one that I didn’t love, but it made me incredibly salty after losing for the 20th time to Shinnok’s cheap ass:

I always hated the continue screens that showed how the protagonist would suffer a gruesome death if you didn’t insert more quarters. As a kid with an overactive imagination, my mind always followed-through on the inevitable, awful deaths these characters would face even when the Game Over screen pops-up before their d…

They’re used similarly today.

T-Pain is a really fucking cool dude. I don’t regularly follow celebrities on instagram, but I started following him a few years after I realized how down to earth he is.

God damn this is cathartic. Sic semper moranis.

Petition to submit this as an early contender for best short film at next year's Oscars.

Technically, he wasn’t turned away... he just opted not to wait the 30 minutes.

I fucking love T Pain. And his voice is beautiful (Jump to 1:20)

“a middle-aged comic” 

I will continue to defend the SSR. I personally think that a sports car with a useable (in the context of a sports car) truck bed sounds phenomenal. I also love how something that crazy looking made it into production.

I'm so excited for this game I purposefully did not watch the stream so I can see it all myself later :)

🤣🤣🤣

YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT DAMMIT

This quote will never not be relevant:

Racist microaggressions just hit different when delivered with a Sith Ifrican accent. No thank you. 

[Bursts through the doors, exhausted yet staring around intensely]

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

But because he went from bad—comically, horrifyingly so—to good his sins have already been forgiven (it remains to be seen what Valentina de Fontaine is really up to with him), but the episode explicitly frames Walker’s arc as a heroic one.