I have to say, I did NOT have “My beater pickup featured in a Jalopnik article” on my 2019 Bingo card but it’s a funny old world, innit?

This is the correct answer. Somewhere out there is a clean-bodied ZJ with a scragged driveline and an interior that was destroyed by a family of raccoons.

Well most people aren’t wandering all over our vast opens paces, they are driving to work and home. Driving 300 miles is about the limit for me before I’ll fly instead, and a 30 minute break to charge halfway there is far from a dealbreaker.

You picked the wrong day to quit huffing glue. 

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

I’ve just never understood how anyone would pay the markup for a Harley.  It’s like name brand sunglasses to me.  Why would I pay $100 for tinted plastic with a fancy name on the side when I can get ones that work just as well for $10?  Harley makes a nice enough bike, but there’s no way I’d pay car money for a…

In my state there’s annual vehicle inspections that must be done prior to registration. They read the OBD, which has mileage. The DMV gets the inspection data electronically from the testing businesses already, so I’d think it would be a slam dunk for the DMV to calculate your mileage from the previous year and use…

With a pollution factor in there as well to incentivize cleaner vehicles, yes.

I think that’s scummy AF, even though I’m actually pretty neutral towards dealers, unlike most people that hate them to death. I used to work for Reynolds & Reynolds and I worked with dealer software; I understand them more than most of the public.

Was onboard until... outback?

Cadillac has tunnel vision. They’re focused on chasing other brands, and ignoring their own customers.

“How long does it take to charge it?”

Let us know where.  I have a Ram I want to leave there too.

Let’s see them try that on my 2014 Ram.

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

I know you’re kidding, but “riding my bicycle to the craft brewery near my upscale apartment building” is exactly me, sans the apartment building (I own a house, but in a city). I commute by bike, and love a good seasonal saison. I hate Harley’s with a passion and, like you, this is the only Corvette I’ve ever been…

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.

This is the anti-Harley Davidson’ing of the Corvette. I’m not saying their buyers were exactly the same, but the Venn diagram was damn close.

It’s a transportation appliance, sure, but it’s the *best* transportation appliance. That’s kind of fascinating. I mean, the guy in first class doesn’t get to the gate any faster than the guy in coach, either, but he has a very different experience doing it.

The city government is in cahoots with developers, and they are trashing the city. Expanding the Light Rail is not one of the bad things they’re doing though. I consider it a huge plus for the city. The explosion of Luxury Condos and McMansions is a different thing.