I cayenne only imagine how Tesla is feeling after macan such big claims only to get passed by Porsche. They cayman they failed on the ‘ring. Better call 911 after that burn.

$580 for a performance EV soundbyte: “LoL ridiculous.”

I’d like to think they hired Bowen Yang for his talent but there’s a part of me that says Lorne just hired him so they can have someone play Andrew Yang during their many Democratic Debate cold opens. And the impression will just be something lazy like Yang running around the room handing out money.

Owner: “Someone dinged my Soul Red Crystal car. Can you match the paint on the body panel?”

It’s so fast the snake wet itself!

Tell your cousin to live a little. There’s nothing quite like the thrill of owning an out of warranty German vehicle. Is today the day I have to sell a kidney? WHO KNOWS! So exciting.

Several of these planes have been sitting for so long that the airline they were built for no longer exists.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Ah yes, the Honda Corolla. I wonder if he included the one with the optional Sentra package?

If only I had a Charger:

Hilarious thing I saw on reddit.

People tremble as they hear my name... Footloose-man!

Next up:

I’m sorry... I couldn’t resist...

You guys are missing out. The call I got was from an African prince forced into exile when his uncle staged a coup. I sent him $10k and he’s gonna gimme back a cool million when he regains his throne. I will be dancing on bucks and laffing at all of you in a few days!

The next time I see someone using their phone while driving, I’m going to throw my beer at them.

The joke’s on you, I already pretend that my Bolt is cool.

Fast and Furious is what happens after you hit the roach coach.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle,

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.