Covered in my own shit, piss and vomit while screaming like a girl driving a small cart with a ginormous engine?

I suppose you’re right.

Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye Devil Demon Monster Musclebeast

Well done. Rant with research I say.

This was shot by a reader who’d prefer to remain anonymous,

I prefer to brand pedestrians with the “Sign Of The Horse.”

If you’re about to plow into a group of unruly peasants though, do you really want a Toyota badge to be stamped on their bodies? You have to leave the right calling card for the others to see. 

Breaking: Unexplained increase in criminal activity by suspects living 266 miles from Fremont leaves detectives baffled.

Cadillac’s Situation Continues To Escalade

KoolAid Man never stood a chance.

Krikey, that’s criminal! Nobody should ever act like that. Hopefully someone will sit him down and tell him to film in landscape next time.

More are coming?

I wish they would drop these ads completely, they suck. And I work at a Chevy dealer and would lose my job if that son of a bitch "Chevy focus group guy" shows up there because I WILL punch him.

My favorite is the hipster one -

Who shifts while turning in a 700+ hp beast?  A dead man.

“Help me MS-Paint, you’re my only hope...”

That’ll do, BMW. That’ll do.

With a clutch so heavy and industrial, your left leg will look like the hulk in about 3 weeks of driving.

I agree that Toyota really phoned it in. As a BMW owner, I say it’s fine because you get a BMW interior at Toyota prices. Wait, the Supra costs how much? Fuck you Toyota.

That’s just mean. The new Supra does not look like Ted Cruz!