This was shot by a reader who’d prefer to remain anonymous,

I prefer to brand pedestrians with the “Sign Of The Horse.”

If you’re about to plow into a group of unruly peasants though, do you really want a Toyota badge to be stamped on their bodies? You have to leave the right calling card for the others to see. 

Breaking: Unexplained increase in criminal activity by suspects living 266 miles from Fremont leaves detectives baffled.

Cadillac’s Situation Continues To Escalade

KoolAid Man never stood a chance.

Krikey, that’s criminal! Nobody should ever act like that. Hopefully someone will sit him down and tell him to film in landscape next time.

More are coming?

I wish they would drop these ads completely, they suck. And I work at a Chevy dealer and would lose my job if that son of a bitch "Chevy focus group guy" shows up there because I WILL punch him.

My favorite is the hipster one -

Who shifts while turning in a 700+ hp beast?  A dead man.

“Help me MS-Paint, you’re my only hope...”

That’ll do, BMW. That’ll do.

With a clutch so heavy and industrial, your left leg will look like the hulk in about 3 weeks of driving.

I agree that Toyota really phoned it in. As a BMW owner, I say it’s fine because you get a BMW interior at Toyota prices. Wait, the Supra costs how much? Fuck you Toyota.

That’s just mean. The new Supra does not look like Ted Cruz!

I feel like we’re barely scratching the surface of this scandal. Definitely something to get all keyed up over. Maybe the police will unlock some answers.

Dude, you totally missed he was chauferred by ex-F1 driver Kamui Kobayashi.

Holy shit Barry Manilow tickets are on sale now!!

That front end...