Still nothing to address the old “Hey that cp 63 weedle just broke out of 53 pokeballs”. That’s unfortunate.
KSshim
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Lol, seriously, who the fuck cares? My avatar looks nothing like me either. What about fat people? Why aren’t they clamoring for more character creation options? Oh that’s right, because normal people don’t give two shits what the digital representation of their character looks like in a FREE-TO-PLAY, MOBILE VIDEO…
But why isn’t anyone catering to ME!
They got so ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau’d.
That’s the face of a man who has fucked every one of those Pokemon.
“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”
A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.
Floridaman, Floridaman
Does whatever a Floridian can,
Pulls out his glock, shoots randos around the clock
Look out, here comes the Floridaman
“The 28-year-old player suffered no serious injuries”
Great now they know all the weird fucking porn I look at. I hope they’re Overwatch fans.
“Don’t worry, love! Lawsuits are ‘ere!”
Now when I’m on the train I don’t have to have the volume on my Vita turned to max to tell people I’m playing a “pervy” game. I’ll just pull out my child-sized panty fiber cloth to clean my screen.
When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.
GOTFuckingY fellow kotaku commenters! Overwatch? More like ItsOverWatch now that league of Titans is here!
Gotta love video game logic: “Falsely accused of a crime? I’d better commit, like, a thousand crimes to clear my name!”
And the right kind of herpes
I loved vanilla because I was in the top tier of raiders. People inspected me all the time and complimented me on my full set of Dragonstalker armor, my Rhok’delar, and my Spectral Tiger. I got to scoff at all the people in blues and charity epics. Vanilla WoW is the best WoW because I could directly compare the size…
Ugh why do my fellow vegans have to be so embarrassing. It's like for every single cool vegan, like Prince, there are a thousand militant assholes.