If you fill up at shell, you can sign up for email receipt with fuel rewards.

Not soft enough, only the tiniest of the tiny calves within an hour they were born.

They actually have a parody movie of Taken, it’s called... Tooken.

I prefer chubbychu over skinnychu, ketchup loving chubbychu! 

And she said “나 남자친구 있어. 그애 미국에서 학교다녀.”

About 15 years ago, my parents owned a 92 Nissan sentra that got used as a practice car for us siblings, and one night I got a phone call from my brother saying car caught on fire while parked on the street. He was inside the house and all of sudden he heard someone yell “fire!” outside, and had instant feeling it was…

I don’t know about other houses but a new townhouse I bought comes with ev charge port ready and fire sprinklers and extinguisher installed. I guess builders these days expect people to get EVs? A lot of my neighbors do own teslas.

Eh... I think it’s older generation “old money” people that preferred not being known, but newer generations and “new money people” are all about being flashy and flaunting what they got.

Funny you mention that, I work in a building where there are a lot of dentist offices, and all of them (even their spouses) drive bmw, but recently one of the oral surgeon decided to be different and purchased a Maserati.

What is naked mole rat hero's super power?

Vietnamese? You mean Asians in general?

Everything happens for a reason, and now I know why I got divorced, so I can have this amazing Pokémon wedding next! 

Seven thousands only? Must be low quality, I'll use the best of the best parts and it'll only cost 12k!

I think most people who fly all the time kind of knows the unwritten rule of not reclining seats out of consideration for the person behind them.

I’m not a nature person, but even I was amazed by how beautiful Iceland was.

So... How does one prevent snakes from living under your house rent free?

I’m sure car sales man wouldn't tell the person that.

My local Wells Fargo Bank was robbed yesterday, my coworker told me about this news and said “I'm not surprised, I read people couldn't withdraw money or get direct deposits, I guess they really wanted their money, along with everyone else’s”

That look, when I finally remembered to watch superbowl, that face was the first thing saw on the screen, and then I saw the score.

If it's too cold outside for you, it's definitely too fucking cold for your pooch! What kind of monster would leave their dogs outside when it's freezing outside?