Not to mention, they come into places where people are praising Beyonce with the dumbest, troll like criticism, then call the fans rabid and crazy. Why are you in a place critiquing an artist you don’t like? Could you just be TRYING to piss people off? And how are you critiquing someone you truly don’t like? I don’t…

Did it ever occur to you that the Beyhive reacts that way because the rest of the world is so fucking eager to diminish her and everything she does?

YES! People respond to her because she is inspirational. How could you see the attention to detail and effort to be excellent and not want to be better at soooomething...anything?! I think the people who hate her are mediocre by nature and hate to be reminded that with hard work and determination they could be just as…

Here’s my thing about Beyonce not wanting bad pictures of herself on the internet: literally no one wants bad pictures of themselves on the internet. Beyonce is smart, she knows how quickly something can be made into a meme or god knows what. She has the right to craft her public image however she wants.

Spices scare them, but cooking with Shaggy Rodgers at 4:20 doesn’t.

Damon’s Kappa shade never grows old.

Every text I get about this I reply , “They got Tiki Torched.”

It’s even more satisfying that a Baltimore team (yeah, I know, Baltimore County, but I’m taking artistic license here) was able to do it to them.

Believing in conspiracy theories is fine, unless one of the theories you believe in is that the world is flat then you’re just stupid.

See, this story bugged me out, too. I had no one to get bugged out with but I should have known Panama was already on the case. I don’t feel any better about the aliens currently growing in John Kelly’s new man womb but at least I don’t feel like a weirdo.

Flawless logic - every single kid who does one thing is literally the same as every kid who didn’t do that one thing! Kids are all the same! I don’t know how old you are, but in my day, kids licked toads to get fucked up. I never did it, but lemme tell you - I definitely got high and died from it just like they did.…

I guess it’s spoiled not to want to die in your own school, eh?

I would guess that would be because the majority of guns are owned by white people and gun culture is the problem. Gun culture is pretty damn white. When kids take on gun culture, it is kind of taking on a white person problem.

They’re afraid of them. If they weren’t, they would just ignore them instead of trying to discredit and dismiss them..

Uhhh this mess was almost exclusively made by and is mostly perpetuated by white men...

Or alternately, because this is yet another example of white people doing something that black people have been doing for a while, at which point people actually start giving a shit. #MeToo was started by a black woman years ago, but it didn’t take off until a white woman took it up. Black kids have been walking out…

I work with white people, I get along fine with them in a business setting. That said, I do not have white friends/buddies.

Yup. I really only have two friends. I know a lot of people, lot’s of acquaintances, but really only two friends. Funny enough, I’m white, one of them is black and the other is Hispanic. We’re our own rainbow tribe. That just kind of happened on it’s own though. We all went to high school together.

“If black people could be racist, I would be. But we can’t, so I’m not. 

You’re the real racist! (declares in gotcha voice white people use when they say this online, thinking themselves very clever, like they figured out colonel mustard killed somebody in the conservatory with a lead pipe.