No one outside of comic book nuts would know any of this, which most people wanting to see this movie aren’t. Everyone is hyped that its a Black as hell superhero movie. Nothing else matters. No one is an actual fan.

Because Spades is like playing pick-up in someone else’s court. Yo court/house, yo rules. Deuces aren’t wild everywhere, just like tre’s aren’t always worth 2pts. Sometimes they’re worth only 1...everything is worth only 1. I ALWAYS asked how we keeping score before going to play ball in someone else’s house.

I played Spades like 2 weeks ago with a group of 20- and 30-somethings who brought a particularly ridiculous list of project rules to the table.

Nope, wrong.... I’m 30, been playing Spades since I was but a babe... My momma Alabama, daddy Louisiana..... Spades was an integral part of my upbringing.

“Love her or hate her—and I honestly don’t know how you can hate her—her glow up is real, happening on her own terms...”

Being in a wheelchair, I’m frequently the victim of others’ “look what a good boy/girl am I” preening.

My mom would absolutely do this. I can’t drive with her as the passenger - she freaks out any time a car slows down like I’m gonna plow right into it. (Well, one time I did plow right into it but she wasn’t there) She also loves trying to be helpful to people on the street even when she is of no help.

I stay in the house when it’s 90 degrees. I contemplate whether I want to leave when it’s over 80.

I’d rather have a cold spell than a heat wave. 90+ degrees and humid makes me want to die. Starting to sweat as soon as you leave the house? Everything is kind of wilted and stank? Ugh.

...Not all cold weather...? Et tu Brute?

It’s not racist. Just very, very white.

black ice.

Ok I’ve still never had a McRib, and I really can’t imagine ever convincing myself to try it. It has just always looked like the worst embodiment of fast-food press-molded meat/fat with sugary sauce. What’s it about?

I’m not saying that if you close your blinds you can’t have an Echo.

Permission? What is this permission of which you speak? Why would you ask for such a thing?

As a born and bred new yorker. Nobody asks permission to hang curtains and landlord wont keep the deposit or deduct because if you sue they will have to pay more. hang the dang curtain.

Yes, they’re open during the day, WHEN I’m home, because natural lighting is good, and I’m not about to hear no one complain about the electricity bills when Jesus put a little source in the sky. Also, my room is in the back of the house. I can afford to have sunlight in the back.

Oh my god. I havent even read this and the headline alone wins.

This is why I get pissed off at all these Mary Kay Letourneau wannabes and people’s reactions to them! Idiotic men suggest they wish they’d had a hot teacher on them & don’t understand it was assault, it was rape. People suggest that somehow it doesn’t hurt boys to be molested by women.