Traditionally, CEOs have extremely high base salaries and bonuses that are completely separate from performance-based bonuses. We’re talking millions a year even if the company's going straight into the toilet, not to mention the inevitable “severance package” in the event that they screw up badly enough to be fired.…
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As long as you are in it, it will have a knob in it. I kid!
This is the meanness I was looking for.
Dang, I like it but would have to wear pants when I drive
“Though the event was ostensibly about games, it was impossible to ignore the recent upheaval surrounding the French publisher.”
back then, those things couldnt really move quick enough to kill ya anyways. it’s like aircraft back in the early 1900's pilots crashed them all the time, got out, dusted themselves off, and hitchhiked back home.
Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh was caught during a traffic stop for a missing license plate by a police officer. Just saying.
Sucks that China owns so much of this company
I used the little grabber thing tonight and got my 10MM and my 13MM Back from behind the Motor Mount
I always think of this one when I walk through a spider’s web:
My wife is constantly annoyed when I tell her we’re low on dog fud (pronounced fudd) even though I’ve shown her the cat fud strip and it’s goddam hilarious.
Oh, fuck. Same.
Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...
“The need to make sure it doesn’t interfere with the 24/7 5G video surveillance equipment”
American roads already have Chinese style on them.
Funny, I started reading Jalopnik when I was 14 year old with very few friends- it resonated with me because it was irreverent, nerdy as hell, and I couldn’t wait to buy a manual Volvo wagon. What does that make Jalopnik?
He’s gonna pivot. Just you wait...