People who think Monster is an acceptable beverage and are willing to sign a 120 month loan. 

I’ll Warrant that.

You can get a used Nissan Leaf for almost the same money.

octovalve aside, we took delivery of our dual motor Y (LR) early march. it is an incredible vehicle. we have already put 80 miles on it.

Dredging up old history for puns is just... A Bridge Too Far.

Beat me to it, thanks!

Hi Rory. Stick to cars.

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.

Wow. This got dark, quick. 

BMW: “Fuck, what are we going to name our new model now?”

i always turn to ford to see what gutless mediocrity is - it makes me feel better about myself.

#....out in the streets there is virus#

It at least looks way better than the hideous CH-R 

I’m Shocked! Shocked that there is gambling in this establishment.

FCA: That weld looks pretty good to us! 

They’ll get bought out and rebranded as Revero, and their first model will be the Revero Henrik.

I refreshed the page to get the comment section to load just to tell you I really appreciate these true Jalopnik stories. Thanks for reporting on the difficult stuff!

This is REALLY messed up. - Faraday Future.

Jesus, I have to go back to the homepage and click the comments icon just to get them to load. Cant even remember what I was going to say. How does Kinja get even worse???

Ugh, or the vomit pile that is a Kinja slidewhow.