So give up 47% of revenue and piss of retailers that they need to sell their new console in a few months.

...that doesn’t sound like a shitty situation to you?

So, when some of the people who would’ve got it digitally on the original release date start spreading spoilers across the internet (for a highly anticipated game with a heavy leaning on story), while the other people who ordered physical/special editions would have to wait possibly months for their game to arrive,…

You act like it’s some giant secret that they’re a business that profits from selling products.

lol, it has nothing to do with completeness.

That the city’s brightest idea is to introduce cash penalties during an unemployment crisis seems wildly out of touch.

Send them where I send them. To your mom.

Alanis gone, Kristen gone, who are we supposed to send dick pics to?

This place just got a lot less fancy.

May your future bring you many more servants and personal submarines.

That’s my vintage. And that V8 is absolutely bangin. Can’t believe they’d cut that out, but the new one is striking looking. 

I've hopped curbs in my Subaru Impreza, you just have to be willing to accept the consequences 

Don’t worry, I’ve done the actual offroad testing of a smart for ya. It rocks. No joke, it’ll go almost anywhere a stock Wrangler can so long as you don’t need 4x4 to get there. And I have hundreds of Gambler 500 people to back up my claims after watching me send it time and time again. :D

No they aren’t. The S and X share a platform and something like 40% parts commonality and the Model 3 and Y share their platforms with even more shared components. The Y is essentially a lifted, hatchback Model 3.

This isn’t a Model S, there isn’t a trace of Mercedes anywhere.

Had one. Pretty good car. Had some intermittent electrical issues regarding doors an window, but the V6 drivetrain was bulletproof and the chassis was tight. Good ergonomics and a ___ ton of room inside.

Counterpoint:  That concrete wall is more interesting.

Genesis(‘es) are more interesting to look at than Mercedes(‘es) these days.

But then you’re just another tool in a Mustang

Terrible movie, but Wafflebot had it right