They aren’t a “step closer”, because it will literally never happen. It is a scam.

Children and leather daddies, apparently.

I’m not going to watch anything Kevin Smith makes again until he agrees to stop making that same fucking stupid face in every photo. 

If we weren’t supposed to eat pangolins, why do they look like walking artichokes?

Neutral: Isn’t FCA already in fourth place?

Brilliant!

and it looks like an anonymous blob with some Mustang bits tacked on.

except...

It’s right there in the name, man. Sports Utility Vehicle.

MS should’ve kept the name Xbox Scarlet and went with this color scheme for the new system.

I needed one for every day of the week! Don’t judge me!

I needed one for every day of the week! Don’t judge me!

Toyota totally has the guts to bring back the MR2. The problem is that BMW and Subaru don’t have a mid-engine car to build it from.

Because your browsing the web on a Kindle. 

Gotta keep that sweet ad revenue separate. Their week old Inventory hire is off to a great start, too, what with the deleting of humorous post replies.

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

Thats a pocket I want to part of.

Slightly related - when I was a kid, my grandparents owned a hardware store and small engine repair service back in Detroit... you know, back before there was a Home Depot on every other corner. Anyhow, my grandpa swore that there was nothing that couldn’t be fixed with some WD-40. He used that shit for pretty much…

Oh, and again, you do not have to buy the stuff.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Fun Fact: I went to the dentist a few days after finishing this article and they informed me I had cracked one of my molars. Thanks cereal!