And if they’re black, people will paint them as they see fit.

Signed,
Everyone who can’t afford colorful brake calipers

“heritage-inspired design”

I don’t own a microwave due to space but I also have major depression so I am one of those people who has waited a half hour for a fucking hot pocket to heat up in the oven.

I work for GM and I don't know what's going on here, then again I never do. 

Coordinates for the abducted GM designers that knew how to design cars. But that is just a guess.

They should call it Celica to enrage the mouth frothing purists, like they did with the Supra.

This. If I ever see someone was trying to get in, I back out.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Domo full-service gas stations in Canada.

The logo of a defunct Canadian gas station chain, White Rose.

Very regional, so homely if you know

I am SO disappointed now.

They might have been the influence for the wheel covers that eventually made it onto the mid-90s Dodge Intrepid.

Agreed. They are giving me OCD nightmares.

Mr Miranda will never stop hounding Salt Bae for a refund. 

Yeah, I’d just eat that.

Filet-O-Fish?

That is clearly just an overweight goldfish!