Thank you so much. I definitely felt a bit shit last Sunday, when I thought I might still hear from him beyond a four-line email, but I have new goals for the summer: 1) Pass econ. 2) Fuck someone else.

The only time Donald Trump has ever made me laugh was when he slammed Seth Meyers on Howard Stern. Who looks at Seth Meyers and says, “That guy...he’s got that special quality. He has IT”?

I was born in 1983, so I think i’m right at the cusp of “Millennial” status and I don’t have much time for the generation that invented the Polaroid camera but is now bitching about cellphone selfies. My dad had a 30+ year career at a job he got because he could turn a double-play and they wanted him on the company…

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

I got my big toenail removed a few weeks ago to nip a toe fungus that had gotten out of control. If anyone would like to see a picture, I can promise it’s less gross than that toe pic up there.

Good one! But the estimates are that, by depriving about 20-million people of insurance, Donald Trump’s and Paul Ryan’s and Mitch McConnell’s AHCA will directly result in the unnecessary deaths of at least 20,000 Americans a year. So this woman’s entire career as a mass murderer is equivalent to one single day of the…

It is in the video but I too was most vexed that the very pertinent information was not included in the article !

Also as a Canadian, the monarchy is an outdated institution and a waste of money. The security costs alone when they come to “visit” is absurd.

Lard, I cannot believe there is a laundry thread today!

One’s family be compared to an autoimmune disease actually makes sense to me. I really like her analogy and it’s implications. I think she’s a smart young lady.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

Yeah. I’m not doubting you but I don’t see how it’s possible. Every time I’ve gone down on a girl I’ve seen her butthole.

I try to make him look away from my face for the O. It’s not a pretty look. Kind of like heavy crying face. No one needs to see that face.

Because we’re too busy watching X-Files?

Lol, how can you not see asshole when you are doing it doggy style?! Mel, or Capt obvious here, should not be permitted to right about sex ever again. Most people shouldn’t right about sex, but especially a dude that says,”surprise, I have seen your o ring during sex.”.

I have also never given any bothers about someone seeing my butthole. Like I didn’t even think about it. But now I feel kinda cheated. I assume my boyfriend has seen mine a bunch but I’ve never seen his. I really have no interest in seeing it but I kinda feel like I’m owed one look at it now for the sake of equality.…

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

Well. This seems like a well-meaning can of worms.

This is pretty fucking stupid. I am an artist and have paid major homage to the First Americans of the PNW in the US in my art. That being said, misleading and misrepresentation are bad, obviously, but banning/punishing “cultural appropriation” is an absurd notion.