"here take it"—pulls passport away—"hahah just kidding, here it is"—pulls a little farther... "no really this time, here's the passport"... TSA agent is NOT amused

@thelandlady: i vacillate in my feelings for stacey. sometimes sassy and classy, sometimes just downright MEAN. however, her grey streak always gets a thumbs-up.

I'll tell you that the women who work at my legal clinic, who live in Washington Heights and Harlem, see a bunch of ATL ladies around town. Ya-ya, Jade, and Jaslene, to name a few. And they are CONVINCED that Jade works at our university bookstore.

awww gail... she was my hometown news reporter growing up, and i feel a special connection to her. it wasn't until i saw her on oprah that i realized how DAFFY she is.

@Plum-Pie: umm did you see that picture of him at some premiere (like, in November) where he wrote "goodbye" on his fingers— but it came out backwards on camera? ughh so weird, he is

@LaFemme: i'm a 3rd year law student, meaning i should have all the time in the world to post, yet you ladies consistently out-post and outsmart me time and time again. i've gotta get my priorities straight!

oh god. I first read Jim Carrey's line as "Will I like kissing Evan?" as in... Jenny McCarthy's little boy! UGH Jim please do not experiment with your gf's child!

"since you were 3" Taylor Momsen, you've been out on the town in a shaggy mullet, snogging 25-year-old costars? come on, now. you may have grown up "independently" but you are still too young, at 15, to engage in that swinging rock-and-roll behavior, young lady. now go to your room and play some guitar!

YAYY today is my last "first day of school" EVER!! get excited, reese!

if there WAS a way to get a boob job via injection i MAY be interested... just sayin' (AA-A cup talkin' here)

ok some basic crim procedure: in order to arrest you at HOME, cops must have an ARREST WARRANT. they must also conduct the arrest in compliance with their protocol, which must include "knocking and announcing" unless there are "exigent circumstances."— there were NONE here. this is all kinds of fucked up.

laura ashley is struggling? i really thought with the new bigamist family prairie dress becoming the "it" item that they'd be SET!

@musetta82: umm.. hoping this doesn't offend any chrissas out there— but what a STUPID MADE-UP NAME!!!

i look pissed when i'm going to the gym, too.

I BOUGHT THEM— mostly for my sisters and stepmother who actually have flatter hair (mine is curly and has enough body on its own)—but i GUARANTEE you that when they find them in their stockings they will jump for joy! check back on dec 26th for the full report

@saintpaul: YES i totally remember that show! she was slightly cute, but the show was very fun! she used to have a whole fashion/design thing going on— she should go back to that, methinks.

after my high school english class saw "the crucible" on broadway, liam neeson and laura linney came out for a Q&A with us students. i've always had a soft spot for those two because of it...

@Yitzhak: she's annoying as shit, but at least she shakes things up! better than the drooling whitney and endlessly hair-twisting lc, not to mention the dazed and confused heidi.

@EdnasEdibles: I'm totes for breastfeeding as long as possible, at least in theory. But I was on a commuter rail in Boston last summer, and I saw an adorable 3 year old looking at the window and say "Hey Momma!" I thought he was going to tell her something about the travels— oh no, then he ran to her boob and…

rosy cheeks (sigh)— always wanted them.