Goddammit! Now I have the sound of Jr. grunting stuck in my head.

Scrivener + Dropbox = The Best. Available on multiple computers. I have the iOS app as well. I use it for blog posts, fiction, and academic writing.

I think that’s a big part of it. Money is clearly important as well. Life is a lot easier when you’re not constantly stressing about bills.

I’m all for actual action on efforts to reduce access to automatic and semiautomatic weapons, and I think the NRA is a cancer on our nation, but anyone who thinks a senator has been ‘bought’ by a $5,000 donation is crazy.

Goddammit, Steve. Why do you have to make white people look bad like that? For every well-reasoned, well-informed white person, there’s a Steve who fucks it up for the rest of us. Not only are you wrong about almost everything you said, it’s people like you who allow Trump to live under the illusion that America’s got…

Every one of these motherfuckers thinks he’s little finger, when they’re all really PotPie.

And movie stars making films. Atlanta is crawling with them. No joke.

So, the owner of the van got a ticket for jaywalking, right?

My thoughts exactly. Venus is one of my favorite tennis players ever, but she IS getting pretty old for tennis, which makes this Wimbledon run even more impressive.

A couple years after college, I’m still waiting tables. I walk up to a table that just got sat, introduce myself, and realize that it’s the guy who bullied me in high school. I’m waiting tables. He’s wearing a suit, looking smug, and asking me for refills. It was horrible.

I prefer monsdazzling!

As a 40 year old father of two, I admire your father’s dad game.

My thoughts exactly. Lebron killed it, and Kyrie had a few incredible games. Kevin Love had some great games too. The problem is that nobody on the bench gave them much. On the other side, the Warriors pretty consistently had at least one guy from the bench in double digits. Sometimes two.

What about February? 6?

I haven’t tried that cocktail, but I can attest to melatonin. CRAZY DREAMS. Only downside is that I’m groggy the day after. Ambien works pretty well too, but I tend not to go lucid when on Ambien

“Side note: I’m looking forward to aging out of looking at people’s assholes”.

And here I thought it was because Michelle is fucking hot. And smart.

I’m not a doctor, but used to do Alzheimer’s research, and I’ve worked with hundreds of people with dementia (and also cared for family members with it). I’ve had this suspicion for a while. I also suspect that his inner circle knows it, and is covering for him so they don’t lose their grip on power.

When I was 19, I started dating the first love of my life (second girl I slept with). Every woman I’ve slept with since then owes her a debt of gratitude. I already had everything figured out logistically (I was a fat kid and knew I only had one chance. Diagrams were involved. There were stratagems.), but she…