“The Miata IS the beige Corolla of track beaters.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

You are the best Stef. This so hard. Preach sister!

ConceptSquint.com would be an amazing actual website. Someone please build it. Show what press concepts looked like, then show the car in all it’s actual “glory.”

And I already know what it will look like when it goes on sale!

BMW 3series

For $60,000 give me a 2007 911 Turbo.

CarMax would only make sense for expensive to repair luxury cars. If you buy your typical run-of-the-mill econobox or mid-size sedan, it’s a terrible deal.

Many can be pretty greasy. But as someone who works on cars I can usually spot them a mile away.

a) He has insurance

It’s hard to feel sorry for a used car lot.

Especially the one hipster guy with the slicked back hair and beard. You know, the guy that’s also in the VW commerical where the old ladies are ogling him.

Also, our car is good because it reminds you of much better cars!

I usually want to punch most people in the face most of the time, so yeah. Totally fine.

YES!!!!!!!!!

I want to as well

I hate these commercials. I don’t even get what the woodchipper one is trying to express. Like, I don’t buy a car so I can be connected, I buy a phone for that, the fuck is the car supposed to do? Do I really want my car to be a phone with all the distraction it entails?

WHERE IS THE BUICK?!? It’s so nondescript and bland that it’s almost literally invisible and somehow that’s supposed to be a selling point.

AMEN, these are infuriating

Why would that not be okay? No one has ever voluntarily said, “Wow!” when shown a Chevy Cruze. Punching deserved.

oh god those are the worst