Mercedes used to be cool. Not anymore. (Unless you’re the type who thinks an illuminated star on the gaudy front grille is “cool”.)

Wow, who pee’d in your cereal this morning.

Holy shit it’s ugly.

Funny. So Ford is trying to act like Ferrari.

Click bait article, but fine I’ll bite.

I applaud the guy. He’s a hack, and hacked his way into fame and fortune.

I’m expecting a “10 THINGS WRONG WITH MY ARNAGE” from Tavarish in a few months.

I’m not sure they would even know how to make their cars more reliable, even if they were mandated to by the government.

That would require them to hire people from Toyota.

That’s not a punishment to FCA, that’s punishing the rest of us.

This is the weirdest thing I’ve read all day. And I read some weird shit.

No need for that. Just sell us all ACR’s for $65K MSRP. :D

Neutral: What Penalty Should FCA Face For Greasing Sales Numbers?

Jesus Christ, I can now read Jalopnik from about a mile away.

Oh......wait a second here. This isn’t where I parked my car.

lol, OP did a ninja edit.

1st Gear:

A Jalop bitches about new cars because they can never afford to have one, and then ostracizes those who buy new.

1.) I will LOL so hard if this thing sells well the first year, then FRS/BRZ’s for the rest of its lifecycle, because the people who bitched and moaned about wanting one got one, but no one else is interested.

Yes, we get it, McLaren’s cost 6 figures. What’s up with articles with the prices included in them lately?

The title irks me. So if I get a new 991 GT3 RS, does that make me a $130k-ish Porsche driver?